Начала смотреть The Unusuals с Реннером. Ващесекас.
Помимо Реннера доставляют реплики диспетчера. Это такой лол.
Диспетчер: «Второй отдел, информирую – неизвестный в костюме панды грабит мини-маркет Фрэнка. Подозреваемый вооружен и весьма обаятелен» © The Unusuals. s01e10
читать дальшеSecond Squad, good morning. Today is opposite day. Today we break the law and the crooks catch us. Okay. Go.
Dispatch would like to thank all the officers of the Second Squad for failing to tell me my skirt was on backwards all day. Real nice, guys.
Second Squad, this is Dispatch. It's Saturday night, and you know what that means -- stalkers, flashers and Wookies. Be careful.
Second Squad this is Dispatch. Be on the lookout for muffins, preferably blueberry. Dispatch missed breakfast.
Second Squad, this is Dispatch. Thanks for the muffins. Now if I could get some milk. Crime makes a girl thirsty.
Second Squad, this is Dispatch, robberies are up thirty-three percent today. Weapons used include a sword, nunchucks and a can of bug spray.
Dispatch here, never mind. Dispatch found her car parked on the sidewalk where she left it. Now if she could only find her keys.
Second Squad this is Dispatch. Be on the lookout for puppies. Adorable, huggable puppies. (May be carnivorous. Proceed with caution)
All Units be on the lookout for a brown horse, or two men dressed as a brown horse. Suspect may or may not be wearing a saddle.
Second Squad, 10-31 in progress at Madeline's Dress Shop on Essex. Dispatch reminds all responding officers that she is a size 2.
Second Squad, Dispatch woke up at 4:20 last night and couldn't get back to sleep. So dispatch is cranky today. Proceed with caution.Я: Читала какое-то интервью. Реннера спрашивают: "Чем занимались вчера в это же время?" Реннер: "Забор красил".
Дашка: У себя дома? А представляешь, звонишь, чтоб тебе забор покрасили, приходит Реннер...
Я: И пропадает на две недели.
Дашка: Две мало!
Я:
Дашка: Слушай, а Реннер не приезжает, случаем, в Германию на премьеру Борна?
Я: НЕТ!!!
Вельтшмерц.