- What's up with you?
- Nothing. I'm peachy.
- It's hard when you feel like you've been replaced. We got a new puppy once, and our old cocker spaniel just moped for weeks.
- Have you even had sex?
- We're not talking about me. We're talking about you.
- No, you're talking about puppies, and I'm not listening. She wants to do it all the time, but it has nothing to do with me. I'm just a piece of meat.
- Well, she likes someone else, and you've slept with other people. Uh, why are you still together?
- I love her. We've been together for 22 years. I've never loved anybody else. I don't know how to Not be with her.
- So you're never gonna cheat again.
- I don't know.
- Well, that seems kind of selfish, doesn't it?